Monday, January 25, 2016

Best Dog He Ever Had


 
My late husband, Carl, had a minor investment in a registered bird dog he’d bought from a breeder and trainer near Belzoni, Mississippi. It turned out “Tammy” didn’t come up to sniff. She flushed birds. As previously agreed, Carl returned Tammy to Mr. Hill, who promised to resell the pointer and refund the money.

After six weeks or so, we drove to Mr. Hill’s old farmhouse to check on the progress of the sale. A thin, wiry, elderly gentleman came down the rickety steps. “Howdy,” he said, right away recognizing an unsatisfied customer. “If you come to see about Tammy, she’s all right. I ain’t sold her yet, but by durn I sure hate to part with that dog, she’s the best dog I ever seen. There ain’t too many people wanna buy an expensive dog like that, but I’m telling you I’m a-trying, even if it breaks my heart to part with Tammy again. I took her out yesterday. I never hunt any dog but her, you know I raised her from a pup, best dog I ever had, I hated to part with her. If you hadn’t come around here when my pocket was empty I can assure you, you’d never gotten that good dog off of me. I took her out for a run, and sure enough, I lost her, just like you said you did, and I thought, well, maybe she’s hunting a mite too wide, and I looked for that durn dog an hour, then I came out on the road over yonder, and saw a car easing along, and I thought, by golly, them people done picked up Tammy and stole the best dog I ever had. So I walked on down to the store, and sure enough, that black car done stopped there previous.

People bought  five dollars worth of gas and two Moon pies, but the boy said they ain’t had my Tammy with ’em. So I stopped over by that trailer,” he pointed in the direction of the gravel road running away from the house, “and asked them folks had they seen Tammy and they said no and this worried me some more.

“I come on back to the house and had the old lady fix me lunch, took me a little nap, then got up and took them two setters there out for a run, see if maybe they’d scare up a scent or something. I’m trying my durnest to train them setters for a man, but they just ain’t got it, they like to flush birds and play around, they ain’t at all like my Tammy, best dog I ever did see.

“Well, me and them setters went across the field, past the creek bottom and into those woods over yonder.”  Mr. Hill spat tobacco juice and pointed to the horizon where the sun streaked gold through the pine thicket. “And directly a bird flies past me, but by the time I get my bearings and my gun up—“ he lifted an imaginary gun to his shoulder, cocked it, and squinted a sharp eye down the imaginary barrel— “the doggone bird is plumb outta my range. I can hear them setters barking and raisin’ Cain, so I hurries across and into the woods and good lord almighty, there is Tammy. That dog been holding that point twenty-four hours.” Mr. Hill looked down at the ground. His scruffy cowboy boot raked dirt into a little dusty hill. “You sure you won’t reconsider keeping her?”